Inside Mr Logs HQ: Confessions of a Firewood Company

Here at Mr Logs, we take our job very seriously… but not too seriously. Yes, we deliver top-quality kiln dried, Ready to Burn certified logs. Yes, we know everything there is to know about moisture meters, seasoning, and stacking. But behind the neatly stacked log piles, there’s a little more going on…

So, here it is: the unofficial, behind-the-scenes confessions of Mr Logs!

🌳 1. We Talk About Logs. A Lot.

Most companies talk about sales figures and KPIs.

At Mr Logs we talk about:

• The beauty of a perfectly cut piece of oak

• The satisfying clunk of logs stacking neatly

• How good today’s load smells

• Whose log pile is the straightest (it gets very competitive)

🚛 2. Our Delivery Drivers Are Basically Log Ninjas

You might see us arrive, unload, and vanish like smoke — but behind the scenes:

• We’ve carried logs through tight alleyways

• We’ve faced curious dogs and low-flying cats

• We’ve perfected the art of reversing trailers into tiny driveways

• We’ve delivered in the rain, snow, and blistering sun

  All with one goal: getting you your logs, with zero drama.

🌧️ 3. We Check the Weather Forecast Like Farmers

The average person checks for sunshine or rain.

We check for:

• Moisture levels

• Ideal drying conditions

• Perfect log seasoning temperatures

• Storms that might knock down trees (free timber? 👀)

📏 4. We Take Stacking VERY Seriously

Stacking logs isn’t just stacking logs.

It’s:

• A personal art form

• A test of balance and precision

• An Instagram opportunity

• Therapy

You might call it a pile. We call it architecture. Send us your pictures!!!!!

🔥 5. We Get Far Too Excited About New Stock

When a fresh batch of logs arrives, it’s basically Christmas.

• The smell of freshly split timber = heaven.

• The sound of moisture meters clicking = music.

• The sight of perfectly cut ash = satisfaction.

We may or may not stroke the logs and have waaaay to many photos on our phones, Don’t judge us.

📦 6. We Secretly Name The Log Piles

• The Beast (extra big delivery)

• The Leaning Tower of Timber

• The Wall of Warmth

• The Mini Mountain

Every pile has a story.

🪵 7. We Love Our Customers (Because You’re as Log-Crazy as We Are)

The real reason we do this? You lot.

You:

• Share log pile photos

• Know your hardwoods from your softwoods

• Panic when your log store dips below half

• Ask for delivery earlier than planned because “winter’s coming”

You’re part of the Mr Logs family. And we love you for it.

🔥 In Summary: Logs Are Life

We might deliver logs, but really, we deliver:

• Cosy evenings

• Crackling fires

• Happy stoves

• Smiling faces

So next time you light your fire, just remember: your Mr Logs team are out there geeking out over timber, just as much as you are!

👉 Need a top-up? Contact Mr Logs — The Log Lovers You Can Trust